Get an office job and tell everyone you have a contagious disease you could spread to them I guess.

Be good at engineering or product management or normal engineering management or marketing or ... anything and get hired by one of the 1000s of companies with remote jobs at the moment.

E.g. Amazon has 500 open remote jobs in the US on their site https://www.amazon.jobs/en/search?base_query=&loc_query=Remo...

apply to every remote only job you see and only to remote only jobs

if you're a competent engineer it's just a standard job search