Joking aside, I can see how an IRC network has potential to be used in these situations. Maybe FAMANG should work together to set something like this up. The problem is, a single IRC server is not fail safe, but a network of multiple servers would just see a netsplit, in which case users would switch servers.
Also, I remember back in the IRCnet days using simply telnet to connect to IRCnet just for fun and sending messages, so its a very easy protocol that can be understood in a global desaster scenario (just the PING replys where annoying in telnet).
While normally I know the advice is "Don't plan for mistakes not to happen, it's impossible, murphy's law, plan for efficient recovery for mistakes"... when it comes to "literally our entire infrastructure is no longer routable from the internet", I'm not sure there's a great alternative to "don't let that happen. ever." And yet, here facebook is.
Routing is one thing which you can't do without (then you need to fallback to phone communications), but DNS is something that's quite probable to not work well in a major disaster.
When I worked there, I wasn't aware of any 'test once per year' concept or directive.
Of course, FB is a really big place, so things are different in different areas.