Come from a rich, influential family.

Be white.

Be male.

Be ruthless.

Come from an Ivy League institution. If you have trouble being accepted into it, remember that if George bush could get into Yale, every other prick like you have a chance too.

Have no morals.

Despise the working class and fuck them thoroughly every chance you have to show the pricks in Wall Street you are one of them.

Be a sweet talker.