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It’s not a nightmare, I simply hook up individually customized Arduinos to every house plant!

Totally not like turning your house plants into Borg drones.

Could potentially put them on motors and pick up on stress hormones to allow the plants to move to better location.

Skriders! Entities cut from this very cloth appear in Vinge's "A Fire Upon the Deep," one of the great achievements of human imagination.

https://archive.org/details/fireupondeep00ving

Hexapodia as the key insight.

Real life miniatures for this one-page RPG perhaps? https://diwatamnl.itch.io/bonsai-brawlers

> where are all your plants?

> We had a fight and they moved out

Man I really love Hacker News sometimes

Is it bad that I added an audio storage chip that plays "feed me seymour" over and over until the plant is watered?

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