unless you're married. Then it's an admission you've fucked up
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Get in the habit of buying flowers regularly (weekly). You can rack up enough points to stay in the bonus round with your SO.
But I am sometimes reminded that it's Mother's day (the actual Sunday), when I'm in a Walmart on a Sunday morning (maybe I parked there the night before) and see a few men that need a shave, looking over the flowers, often with a kid or two tagging along.