That is a wonderful title. So good, you can put other things before the colon and it's just as fun:

Money: We Don’t Have It, We Can’t Get It, and We Should Be Very, Very Sad

Sex: We Don’t Have It, We Can’t Get It, and We Should Be Very, Very Sad

Happiness: We Don’t Have It, We Can’t Get It, and We Should Be Very, Very Sad

The Truth: We Don’t Have It, We Can’t Get It, and We Should Be Very, Very Sad

Good Paper Titles in Academia: We Don’t Have It, We Can’t Get It, and We Should Be Very, Very Sad