Because of course there's a database of water conflicts going back over 6,000 years. I mean, why wouldn't that be a thing? There's probably a database of pokemon conflicts, so it shouldn't feel so surprising...

Anyway, thanks!

> Two members of the right-wing "Order of the Rising Sun" are arrested in Chicago with 30-40 kg of typhoid cultures with which they allegedly planned to poison the water supply in Chicago, St. Louis, and other cities. Experts say the plan is unlikely to cause health problems due to water chlorination.

I actually burst out laughing. "My dastardly plan! twirls moustache Foiled by... chlorine! How could anyone have known?" Quite the https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPUgjy-Pn-4 vibe.

This is my new favorite database. Especially when the first entry is "God Punishes Man with Six-Day Storm" and the Conflict Type is classified as "Weapon".