Remember: you have control over only the environment variables, and you do not have the ability to alter the arguments. In order for this to represent arbitrary code execution, you need for the system to have an executable on it that, when executed with the argument "https://xkcd.com/353/", grants you arbitrary code execution.
So, you have full control over the environment variables, and that's it. How do you turn effectively
[binary] "https://xkcd.com/353/"
into arbitrary code execution, where [binary] is an executable already on the machine?