>Again, I know 80% of the people reading my comments right here will nod their heads and identify with it and yet still go away and see themselves as exceptions to the rule
We need people like you. If I could, I would hire you and make you "unfireable". Your job would be to go around and make people do the ABSOLUTELY most simple work.
You could start by shadowing me and yelling at me every time I attend a meeting that I don't need to be in.