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So small, can I make a ball peen hammer out of it and be the... lesser Thor?

If you can lift it, er... before it absorbs you, then you must already have supernatural powers, so you can join the Norse gods.

And absorbed by black hole would pretty memorable at my memorial. Its win-win.

Probably the only way to die that would also result in you outliving everyone you ever knew.

Unless they followed you