This whole mess brought back a memory of when I was 4 to 5 years old (so probably 1971). During a summer vacation we were walking at a harbor in Tuscany with my parents and they told me suddenly I had to take a dump. Problem was that there was no bathroom nearby, well it probably was since the place was filled with restaurants, but we were like a hundred meters from the nearest one, which was incompatible with the sudden need of a baby like I was. So my parents quickly found an area with vegetation behind a building, helped me remove my clothes and sit down waiting for me to unload all that stuff. Then my father saw me doing an expression they later described as priceless, so he quickly shouted me to wait, then grabbed his Nikon and shot me a photo. That photo later that year won a prize.

Now imagine the same happening today with my dad shooting me a photo using his iPhone, only to trigger a CSAM alert somewhere an probably be investigated for child abuse. Just no thanks. Screw you Apple, and all those who pull your strings into creating this farce.