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When people tell me they have nothing to hide, my response is usually, "Do you close the door when you use the bathroom?"

Alright, then.

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Let me challenge this. What would you reply to: "Of course I close the bathroom, silly, I don't want you to be peeking in. But what would the Chinese government do with the information that I've been just dropping a fat one?"

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