> I’d say it’s a pretty safe bet that some of these “reports” are from users who shut their MacBook screen onto a keyboard with a bunch of Doritos crumbs stuck in it.
> And if you, too, had a Doritos-related MacBook Pro screen incident, it’s worth driving that sucker right to the Apple Store and saying — with a straight face — that it happened for “no apparent reason”. Good luck.
Does anyone remember when keyboard failures started to happen for "No Apparent Reason", and everyone said the same thing?
Well, it turns out that was a faulty design. One that hadn't been extensively tested in the wild. That could very well be the case here, and further investigation is warranted.
The following is speculation, but if Apple has been using a new pre-stressed glass design, then it's well within the realm of possibility for some of the screens to fail spontaneously. It happens frequently enough in the construction industry, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spontaneous_glass_breakage
Modern materials are complex and display counter-intuitive failure modes.