Don't try to become the "Something of Something" or "Something meets Something". Instead, try to become simply Something. That is all.
AirBnB was "We are the eBay of spaces" for a long time. Now that everyone knows AirBnb, everything else is "We are the AirBnB of %s"%('tutoring', 'car rental', 'casual sex', ...).
Do you have a better sentence to get the listener to say "oh I see!" and have their eyes dart all over the place as they think of all the potential uses?
I think instead you can better form your pitch like this: http://techcrunch.com/2010/11/03/madlibs-pitch-adeo-ressi-fo...