I honestly couldn't tell if this was satire or real for a while. It looks like satire, smells like it, tastes like it but it really isn't. EDIT: It really is satire. Some damn good satire, had me fooled.
"..its collections and incarceration arm PayPal.." didn't give it away?
I've had money both forcefully collected and incarcerated by paypal. Seems reasonable to me.
me too. I didn't know if ebay was trolling the patents office or if the writter was making fun of ebay. I had to search for the patent number to find out.