Savory croissants are a thing. Ham and cheese, smoked salmon and capers, chicken salad and lettuce, egg omelet with prsto and caramelized onions, headcheese/liverwurst if you're lucky, etc.
You want to be sitting on a patio, in the south of France, just after the nice baker lady in a van has been and delivered your fresh croissants, and maybe a baguette or two, and with a cup of freshly brewed coffee at your elbow, and a big slab of Normandy butter, some jam, some marmalade. There will be bees humming in the lavender and/or jasmine.
There will be no liverwurst!!!
Are we talking about the same France here? You go to the bakery, you don't get things delivred to you.
Substitute pâté or foie gras.
Poppycock. Next you'll be saying that pineapple doesn't belong on pizza…