Steroids to keep your body strong.

Antidepressants to keep your brain young.

Laxatives to more easily get rid of your fast food dung.

β-Blockers for making sure your blood pressure isn't wrong.

And of course deodorant: fresh as a daisy, even without a shower because you were too lazy!

Pharmaceuticals, for when you just can't.

There are positive outcomes from creatine and l arginine studies; but also some hormone stabilization post 35 too.

Testosterone, yeah. Many say it's much better than wasting away for a decade longer.

which is exactly what I will do at that age.

Where can I buy the brain steroids?