First you claim functional languages are scary to look at, then say that you want Python to become more like functional languages. But maybe the reason Python is elegant and easier to read is exactly because Guido had the self-constraint to not go full functional. You also miss the part of the story where he actually did remove `reduce` from builtin, exactly because of how unreadable and confusing it is to most.
It's exactly that kind of decision making I expected from a BDFL, and I think Guido did a great job while he was one keeping Python from going down such paths.