Pedantic and wrong. Considering there is no known algorithm that can sat solve in P, nobody in the world can do well in the worst case. And if nobody can do it, then you can't do it either, for any you. QED.
As an aside, I find it a bit ironic that you're complaining about pedantry while interpreting the "you" word literally.
“Can’t” can mean impossible, or it can mean nobody can do it. Compare “you can’t go back in time” with “you can’t lift a horse”.
To say that a solver is not in P is a type error.
Yet another pedantic fallacy.
I give you until the end of today to show me someone (anyone!) step on Mars
It was just someone being cheeky about someone being cheeky. Now I'm being cheeky about you being cheeky over someone being cheeky about someone being cheeky