Well, to be fair, these companies are only woke in some markets. This isn’t a global problem.

Show me the major corporation’s Middle East division with a pride logo. I’ll wait right here… skelton.

So clearly the solution to overly woke social justice is just for everyone to become the one religion that no one is allowed to criticize and who is still “allowed” to have different opinions.

Modern solutions and problems and all that.

My plan has no downsides unless it does. You’re welcome /s.