Give the author a break. He's a journalist, not a biologist. The last real science class he took was probably in high school.
The top level comment on this thread was saying he found the metaphor jarring - I don't personally find it jarring.
Many say "You are the anvil, and I am the hammer" to imply superiority of the hammer bashing down on the poor anvil. However in reality, the hammer always breaks and the anvil always maintains.