See the positive side, NYT: you might be lamenting being unable to cancel a more popular person, but you can always celebrate your ability to cancel the little person. And of course you can always continue profitably suck up to real corporate and political power - nothing will take that away from you!

Personally, I just wish "hollier than thou", WMD-peddling, Scott-Alexander-expose, US foreign policy lapdog, petty coastal elitist NYT itself got cancelled...