Great, two things I'll never be able to access. Looking forward to the "Ferrari or Gulfstream V" comparison.
"Johnny has just graduated from Harvard with not one but three job offers from top-tier Venture capital firms. What ever should he do?"
Sometimes they just get a little silly, those Harvard guys.
That said i am from germany, and without parents that have the funds and passion to guide you in that direction... its not much prettier...
Slightly off-topic sidenote: I live in Boulder, and would give up a room in my house for free for the right person involved in Techstars, if that would help. The trade-off would be help me learn to be a better programmer.