So my best guess is nobody at Nvidia uses the Linux desktop as a workstation.
1) My HDMI screen hasn't been able to wake from sleep for over a year now, the only way to make it wake is to switch to a text tty and then back to X11.
2) Wayland still isn't supported. The default Ubuntu 18.04 gdm doesn't even work so on first boot with the proprietary driver everything seems broken.
3) Since Firefox 89 switched to accelerated rendering by default, windows randomly disappear and various video players have lock contention, drop frames at 60fps, and downscale video on a fucking $1600 video card.
4) HDMI audio crackles and pops with a 2 second delay after a few hours and I have to restart pulseaudio on the command line.
5) I file support tickets on Nvidia's website and the company never responds, they don't even dupe them with some other old ticket.