Freaking English. Can't we revamp the dictionary to make the alphabet truly phonetic? So many of the words have dubious pronunciation. To the point that if you have just read a word in a book, there is no guarantee that you can pronounce it.
Or rather, you could make writing phonetic but then spelling would have to vary by dialect.
I think I’d prefer it. I enjoy reading text which has been written ‘in an accent’, where the usual way is to bend the standard alphabet so ets cluen yer en aboot tha propa wuy ta sey et.