When I was ~14 yo, my father used to get his friends over most nights.

They were usually 1 or 2, and they would stay for dinner.

One of those nights my younger brother brought some sort of survey from school, regarding the family and related assorted questions.

I think it's important to note that every night my father and his friends would down a couple bottles of cheap wine.

So, my father got to the task of filling the survey, with the assistance of his friends.

Eventually he got to a question where he had to fill his current occupation.

¡Malviviente!* yelled my father, and he and friends burst out in drunken laughter.

He filled the question with such answer.

He - and my mother - were promptly summoned by the school to explain that answer. Rest assured my mom was not pleased at all.

* This word can be roughly translated to thug, but taken literally can mean "One that does not live well".