America should become a nation of even more indebted, landless, propertyless, penniless serfs ruled by rent-seeking conglomerates with piles of money.

There, I fixed it for you, Bloomberg.com.

Yes, us simple folk should transactionalize everything in life to be on-demand, at the behest and control of corporations, including love, parenting, small talk, lawnmowers, brooms, staplers, air conditioning, housing, transportation, water, and smiling. And why not oxygen? ("There is absolutely no air shortage whatsoever." Discretely opens a can of Perriair.) Let's just let the corporations own our bodies, lives, and thoughts too, while we're at it. It will all be so magically-convenient with no vulnerabilities or Kafkaesque traps at all!