The topic is interesting but this smarmy "I'm so smart" style drives me up a wall. You consider yourself superior to people who believe in astrology, we get it. Focus on the point
I mean...at some point a spade HAS to be a spade for this type of thing
Focusing on the point: let's all agree astrology is dumb and immature, sure. However, if your goal is to actually understand what moves a market (and presumably make money), I think it rather inexperienced and ruinous to ignore the effects of millions of people, who may be open to being influenced by astrological events, participating in the market.