The only laptop I've ever owned that had good sustained performance was a Dell Precision workstation machine[1] which could run at quad core i7 full load at 3.8 GHz for hours thanks to its pair of massive internal blower fans.
[1] https://www.myfixguide.com/manual/wp-content/uploads/2014/05...
Edit: on slightly closer inspection, this isn't true for the 27" models!
I blame Apple's product line branding for this confusion. I make the same mistake all the time.
However... they're QUIET. So unless they manage to fuck up the desktops completely, i'll be getting one. Not with the laughable current 16G RAM though.
Using your desktop remotely from a cheaper but more portable device is pretty much the same model (not the same thing, but model) as the way many people interacted with mainframes last century.