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Star Trek: The Infinitive Split

And you thought Master Yoda had grammatical issues.

I'm thinking that it could work as an emergency rectal oxygen enema for astronauts in distress. It ought to be very compact compared to pressured gas. Just push 'oxyjet' and don't forget to clench after.

Two trapped divers only have one rebreather left between the two of them. The conscious diver clenches his butt as he removes the tube and plugs it into his partner's ass for a few seconds.

I'm getting Requiem for a Dream vibes from this.

"Bend over and cough, Bud"