Five Eyes is a signals intelligence cooperative — they’re not grabbing your laptop at Starbucks.
That brings me to the second part of why this fear mongering is pointless: if the black-bag types are interested in you, they’re going to use the password they recorded you entering when you last turned it on or just hold you until you unlock it. If your threat model includes state-level force, you’re way outside of what consumer electronics can help you with.
For most people, the risk is more along the lines of whether someone who steals your backpack can cash out relatively quickly. Needing a complex exploit chain is not a high risk there - and, again, if you’re carrying something that valuable I’d be thinking more about the odds of them forcing you to unlock it.
Finally, the article you linked is talking about a jail break exploit: notably neither checkm8 or checkra1n will help you if you don’t already know the device password.