But they still publish recipes with eggs, the innocent unborn embryos of chickens. Disgraceful!
Unless you eat Balut but that's not common in the west and definitely not a recipe on Epicurious.
I mean it's one thing if you sneak out to Waffle House at 3 in the morning when no one is looking for two over easy.
But anyone who publicly condones this barbaric behavior should be cancelled.
And any company that encourages this barbaric, utterly un-eggs-eptable behavior should be cancelled.
New theories of consciousness posit that everything in the universe has consciousness to a greater or lesser extent. Even rocks are conscious to a small degree. And salt is a type of rock. Therefore, we must all rally together to shut down any company that encourages the ingestion of salt, a conscious being. We nosaltarians must impose our moral views on everyone else.
On the one hand, you have thoughtful, rational nosaltarians such as myself and millions of my minions, err... followers.
On the other hand, you have the craven beasts at Epicurious who want to encourage the consumption of eggs, living suffering plants, and even conscious salt.
Yes. Everything in this universe has at least a little consciousness. Even salt.
I say that the internet should be ruled by those with the most people pointing out problems. In this case the problem is that encouraging the consumption of conscious beings, such as salt, has logical consequences.
You may call my idea mob rule. But I call it the voices of a thousand rational beings simply trying to save one of our own.
Do you see what I'm saying now?
"Mob rule" as it might be called has one victory down, but we won't stop until we reach the logical end.
My moral standards are different and superior to the lax proprietors of Epicurious. Therefore, it would be wrong for me to hold back and let others violate my moral standards. I won't stop until everyone follows my unquestionably superior moral standards.