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I need some clarification on "connect me to the internet", does that means I can watch Youtube videos by simply closing my eyes? I can search on Google with my thoughts?

Can I connect to my smart home so I can turn on the lights without saying a word?

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No, it will just post your filthy thoughts to your facebook timelime.

I believe the people that believe in 5G in vaccines are already posting every stupid thought they have on facebook.

So in a roundabout way, vaccines ARE connecting them to the Internet!

Well, we can already use fMRI (maybe EEG as well) or PET scan to read the structure of people's thoughts. And researchers already have done BrainNet, A Multi-Person Brain-to-Brain Interface https://arxiv.org/abs/1809.08632

Science doesn't stay still. Given these it is no surprise that lay person think that this is possible.

Most people don't need a vaccine for that...

Yes. And if you send ${Your bank balance} to 35hK24tcLEWcgZA4JxpöbkNkoAcJGqQP, I'll decrypt your memory on how to do that as well as all your other favourite memories.

It might help if you root your covid and disable the sort command before the vaccine can install decryption routines.

Reencrypting a memory is hard, right?

As your criminal, I can assure you that this will keep you perfectly safe from me.

well, you need to be a bit verbose I guess. Smile please, to like and frown to dislike. If you are mad at a post then, you can just smash on the wall to show that reaction on person's FB wall :).

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