idk I think I'll just accept that risk, it's a lot more likely that my ex will stab me after all
0315 am, a drone flies over your house and hovers just long enough to upload firmware to your WiFi-enabled printer. Having not memorized your printers serial number, and certainly not checking it every day, you don’t notice the new firmware or orientation of dots.
Your printer, along with an identical model bought later and cloned to yours, are now forensically indistinguishable. Your printer driver phones TonerCo for a refill. It arrives with the fanfare of fast shipping.
11 months later, your address and credit card purchase are enough to convince the right judge to grant a no-knock warrant. Your printer has embroiled you, or someone just as innocent as you, in a very bad time.
Of course, document control for government and corporations is probably the bigger reason they do it.
And anyways in your example, there are far easier ways for the government to figure out that stuff that doesn't involve chasing down printers.
Now, it probably phones home and that's probably how they catch people but there are ways around that.