The simplicity of the stuck big boat doesn't matter to some people. The schizos have already done their research and figured out that it's Hillary Clinton's boat, and that it was EMP'd in a show of force to metaphorically represent her imprisonment. And the fact that they don't just take a few tugs and pull it out is because they are doing it on purpose to disrupt world trade enough to justify the "great reset."

There's your look into the insanoverse that some of our compatriots live in.