> If you are a mechanical keyboard fanatic, my comment angered you,
My level of enthusiast is "I built my own." And not at all, everyone has their preferences.
I went with one of the loudest switches you can get (Kailh Box Jade) because the loudness of a switch is strongly correlated with the tactility of a switch. Tactility is the physical "bump" that typically aligned with the actuation point (and sound) of the switch. The theory is that bottoming out a switch can contribute to repetitive strain injury, and the tactile bump allows you acquire the muscle memory to stop before the bottom. Also, typing on the keyboard feels like cracking glass :).
There are really neat force diagrams that show the tactile bump[1].
Gamers and office workers tend to prefer linear switches, which don't have a tactile bump and are actuated by bottoming them out. The sound also arises due to bottoming them out.
> They are loud
You can alleviate 70% of this problem by choosing linear switches (typically red colored) and installing o-rings (about 30min of work). Enthusiasts go the extra mile and lubricate the switches and install a film in the switch that tightens up tolerances (this takes hours). Once you go the full mile, you end up with something like this[2].
You can't buy a keyboard with any of that done, unless you get someone to build it for you.
> The keys are massive and ugly
You can switch them out, keycaps come in all shapes and sizes, but that is definitely down to preference.
> They are expensive
Oh yes.
> Massive travel time (So slow to type on)
You do get low-profile switches, but that that gets expensive. The Logitech G915 starts at $229. Travel distance is only correlated to typing speed if you aren't used to larger travel distances. From what I've seen, the typing speed ceiling on mechanical keyboards is typically higher. In addition most people type incorrectly (myself included) and this contributes far more to typing speed than the mechanism of the keyboard.
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Ultimately, keep doing what you are doing. If you like the extreme low travel of the Magic Keyboard, then that's the perfect keyboard for you. That being said, if you haven't given an appropriate mechanical keyboard a chance then you aren't making a decision with all the possible data.
[1]: https://chart-studio.plotly.com/~haata/417.embed
[2]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2nLxvWvrJM