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know that noone will believe me, but today as I was on the toilet, trying to wake up -- still groggy --- I just imagined something like this. I thought I wish I had a 19th century typewriter, hook it up to a Raspberry Pi and make a dumb terminal (writing stdout to paper on ink!). Seeing that I probably don't have enough EE skills to do that, I hoped for something like a calculator that can't connect to internet but is programmable and has a keyboard.
Next thing I know, I come to HN and see this post. I guess it's refreshing to know that I'm not the only software engineer who wants to reject modernity. I love programming, I love CS, I love mathematics; but I hate modern computers, internet and software. They're distracting, addictive, bloated, annoying, slow, broken... I just wish I could make a mechanical computer from woods and program that over the weekends.