I'm not sure why I should assume some random HNer -- who can read that article and come up with the phrase "they seem to consider themselves the only ones with pure hearts" when that wasn't what I read at all -- has any sort of reading comprehension. If anything, TFA is proof that your disdain of Big Media is working. It's specifically spelling out that whats-his-face running that car company already has a t-shirt launcher that reaches the entire planet, so there's no reason to talk to anyone he doesn't want to.
I do appreciate the role of anonymous users of an anonymous chat group defending the honor of one of the richest men on the planet. But man, it's not a positive appreciation.
I don't know how you could write six strawman sentences and still think you had something to say.