I’m one of those Karens — fuck your bike’s noise, it should be illegal, at least in the city. Electric can’t get here soon enough so we can have fun and get some sleep too.
The funny part is, the people I see stuffed into "UTVs" illegally buzzing around on National Forest trails that are closed to motorized vehicles would be the dictionary exemplars of "Mrs. and Mr. Karen". "Why would you complain about us using the forest? We have rights too! Get your bicycle/horses/persons out of our way! Also we totally didn't tear down the 'private property' barrier that separates your property from NF property and that any hiker could have just stepped around..."