When PulseAudio introduces random crackles and scratches in sound output, they claim, that I have a misbehaving sound card. It does not "misbehave", when I use the same applications with ALSA, but whatever.
When rdrand fails to produce high-quality entropy — again and again, over and over — Poettering complains about buggy CPUs.
I hope, that this particular group never ends up working on network hardware.