I'm enjoying this, and I also appreciate how it is a delightful accidental commentary of the lesswrong crowd. I especially appreciated this one:
> You can figure out doing laundry
> You can figure out doing laundry
> Deficiencies do not make you special. The older you get, the more your inability to cook will be a red flag for people.
We're talking about the movement that created "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality" though, I'm not expecting life-shattering insights in a list by them anyways.