tons of PaaS providers are no help at all if you want to run an app that uses ZeroMQ or basically anything that isn't http.
One super small nitpick though, and maybe it's just me, but
> Technically, what we end up delegating to each instance is a /112, which is the IPv6 equivalent of an IPv4 Class B address
> WireGuard peers get /120 delegations (the equivalent of an IPv4 class C)
Should be
> Technically, what we end up delegating to each instance is a /112, which is the IPv6 equivalent of an IPv4 /16 network.
> WireGuard peers get /120 delegations (the equivalent of an IPv4 /24)
classes haven't really been a thing for almost 30 years.