> there are obvious power dynamics when large market actors can get people to waive their right to sue.

When this was all going down, RobinHood was a plucky startup being praised all around the valley, not a 'large market actor'.

> There's a reason they're called "inalienable." They're not supposed to be self-alienable either.

Not sure which founding father suggested the inalienable right to tort, but apparently he was overruled since it didn't make it's way into any founding documents.