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Thanks. This is voodoo magic to me. I understand the basic of computer programming but this is way more fascinating than the stuffs that I know and touch. I doubt this stuff is taught in schools, maybe the basic like network programming etc., but definitely this is highly sophiscated. Kudos to whoever designed the scheme and who found it!

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Random aside: the Windows Error Reporting system (aka Dr Watson) was primarily a tool to help people write better code. Crash reports got sent to Microsoft, referenced against symbol files and aggregated into call stacks that crashed by frequency. Companies could sign up to get summaries of the reports and improve their software based on real world usage. At the time, this was a big deal.

Then someone realized it was also a good early warning system for new viruses, as many viruses would crash their host process in novel ways that were unlike the usual software-induced errors.

WER reports also could do other things. Sometimes bizarre, impossible crashes would happen. Microsoft would investigate some of these by showing a popup to the user inviting them to participate in analysis. If the user consented, they were put in contact with a Microsoft engineer. Turned out a lot of people were running unstable, overclocked hardware sold to them by vendors who had fraudulently misrepresented the hardware.

The telemetry that is out there is amazing, but not as amazing as the secrets it can reveal.

> Turned out a lot of people were running unstable, overclocked hardware sold to them by vendors who had fraudulently misrepresented the hardware.

The original devblog from 2005 is (https://devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20050412-47/?p=35...). Aside: Upon pulling that up, I recognized the author as the one who wrote my favorite article about undefined behavior (https://devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20140627-00/?p=63...).

The author is Raymond Chen, and the blog is probably the single most influential blog on windows internals. He has decades of amazing posts that are well worth a read.

And comments! Until Microsoft moves the blog URLs again and breaks every link and deletes every comment.

And many of them are condensed into a book he wrote. Same title as the blog.

That’s really interesting to read about. I always recall an early case in my career, where a customer’s storage device crashed, leaving a unikernel core file. They suffered data loss so it got a lot of engineering attention. This model was old even circa 2001 and ran a DEC Alpha processor. After a week of full-time investigation by our best engineer, the conclusion was that the processor...took the wrong branch. That was it, it just failed like a broken machine. Which I guess is what it was!

If you're interested in this stuff, "Countdown to Zero Day by Kim Zetter" is a fascinating read. It's both lightly written but, not light on technical details and provides a very detailed account.

[0]: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/18465875-countdown-to-ze...

My CS program included a class that required us to exploit compiled code. Phrack Magazine and loads of other public resources probably have ideas like this for concealing data. Kids I knew in Junior high and high school were writing password stealers for Windows that would just iterate over every HWND (or whatever Windows 9x called handles) looking for inputs of type password, and concealing the app and the results.

It doesn't take a great deal of sophistication to come up with some of these things, just a bit of cleverness and exposure to the possibility of cleverness.

Your phrasing is very wise -- "cleverness and exposure to the possibility of cleverness." I'm going to ruminate on that one.

Thanks for the resources!

Odds are, if you're a programmer, that you'd have come up with a very similar scheme, given knowledge of the kinds of messages the software is expected to send or receive. I.e. leave the envelope plausible-looking and stash the payload in the random-seeming bits.

Although not a professional programmer, I do agree with what you said. But the whole scheme also includes execution on other fronts (e.g. how did they plant the payload).

You should try software cracking/game hacking. Would throw you into the deep end immediately

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