Wait, I've got the ultimate programming dad joke (ok... Maybe this qualifies more as fake news, but still funny):
"Programmers just release a stable version of GNU's the Hurd!"
Now, let's see who votes for this joke. Ah ah ah ah
"Programmers just release a stable version of GNU's the Hurd!"
Now, let's see who votes for this joke. Ah ah ah ah
Was that such a bad joke?! ahahahahah :)