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Oh my word, that changelog:

-Made house fire smoke higher so player can see it from greater distance

-Weight now also affects how much you can drink alcohol

-Driving fast without Windshield can lead to bumblebee hitting player's face

-Teletext forecasts also local weather, on page 188

-Grandma can now call about food deliveries

This game is Dwarf fortress-levels of "dev thought of everything".

Check out caves of qud for some similar amazing changelogs (and probably one of the best rogue style games ever)

> Driving fast without Windshield can lead to bumblebee hitting player's face

Haha, that's absolutely hilarious!

Cards on the table:

I am making this game because this game needs to be made. This is not made because this is fun game, but because it is NOT!

Did I just time travel back to the 90s? That site looks like it's straight off Geocities. :) All it needs is an "under construction" GIF somewhere, and it would be perfect.

read to the end of the giant orange "ABOUT THE GAME" box. you will find what you seek underneath the scrolling "<purple rotating skull and crossbones> PERMADEATH FEATURE", er, thing.

And the wallpaper ..actual wallpaper that we prolly all remember from childhood. >_<