Interesting, but if you steal a Tesla, you've basically stolen an illiquid tracking device on wheels with a shallow secondary parts market. It's more economical to steal a police car. What am I missing?
I guess the best you could do would be to use a GPS scrambler of some sort and force the car to report its location in the middle of the Atlantic or something.
"The bank robbers are on 4th street. Now, they are turning westbound onto Main st. etc."