You're probably just not the right type of personality. It seems that COBOL programmers have nice, slow paced, easy and safe jobs. That could be why there's so little hiring for COBOL programmers. Once you get someone, they stay put for decades until they retire. I'm sure there are plenty of programmers out there ready to drop the stressful sleepless start-up jobs and settle into something easy and 9-5, but perhaps don't know how to get from A to B.