I'm not volunteering someone else to fight, I'm mentioning their payed service, which seems like it could be useful for this use case.

I'm sorry if that's offensive.

(Also, I donate to the EFF)

The EFF has been supported heavily by Google in the past. Some of the lawyers at Google worked at the EFF and vice versa. Moreover, they often have private fundraising parties for Google staffers. I doubt they're going to bite the hand that feeds them.

What successes has EFF had?