Hey! Doesn't come across as dismissive to me at all. It's a good question.

You could think of this as Redis hosting (configured to be durable!) + UI with features like version history, lightweight type checking (and potential for user accounts, schema enforcement) + client libraries on a variety of languages for super easy install / integration with all of your frontends. The libraries are smart with things like caching + a team focused on improving this feature set / functionality.